What I Google
There is a time of every week
That is my favorite day
I slip into my king-size bed
With a hazelnut latte
No co-sleeping baby
No bottles, books or toys
The sun is shining, it’s still daytime
Yet there’s no toddler noise
I reach for my computer
It’s been untouched for days
I sink deeply into Spotify
To sweep Mom thoughts away
I resist the temptation
Of my standard browsing history
“Why won’t my toddler go to sleep?”
Will today remain a mystery
“Teething apparatus”
“Ancient grain baby snacks”
“Is the reason why my daughter cries
due to calcium she lacks?”
Rebelliously I google
The most important daily news
Kardahsian or Jordyn Woods
Which one will Kylie choose?
Darrell Wallace Jr.
On diversity
I’m not interested in NASCAR
But he looks just fine to me 😍
I’ll delve into exotic trips
We’ll probably never go
But I should start to strategize
While we have a foot of snow
A Costa Rican treehouse
To experience the climate
A spa in gorgeous Medellin
Relaxation at its finest
After Trip Advisor
And reviews on Air BnB
I’ll exercise my right
To youtube endlessly
An interview with Cardi B
On fame and all it’s pressures
Jimmy Fallon as Bernie Sanders
Two of this country’s treasures
After one whole hour
Or maybe two or three
It’s time to punch out for the day
Back to reality
For now I’ll have to watch the clock
Until my next staycation
No more TMZ or googling
The pressing issues of our nation
Back to working overtime
And to slinging diaper bags
But thanks to my quick getaway
It’s doesn’t seem half bad